Tres

"Oh! - Tres says this before every sentence."

== Tres is a female African crested porcupine (though she insists she's a hedgehog). She is the youngest of the group at 19. She loves Cuatro who hates her. Cuatro constantly bullies, harms, and even kills her. Together they have had two children, Ortauc and Flufster (The egg she laid that Cuatro threw out the window). Tres has the strange ability to come back from the dead. She has died several times yet is still alive. She also has an alter-ego, an evil British person named Ewan McGregor, who has plans for world domination and killing everything. Ewan is summoned when Tres is hit on the head. ==

Trivia


 * Tres, although dumb, is shockingly a great mother to Ortauc.
 * Tres converted to Christianity after meeting Cuatro. Believing that God spent a lot of time creating him.
 * Tres has stood up to Cuatro on several occasions.
 * Tres's lungs were replaced with goose lungs when she developed pneumonia.
 * Tres's presence in the Illumination film Sing is actually canon to The Zesty Hedgehog.
 * Tres's real name is Ash.
 * Tres graduated college early and had plans to become a lawyer until she met Cuatro.
 * Tres calls Ghengis Khan "Cuddles".
 * Tres enjoys shoving Disney character pins up her butt.
 * Tres's mother was part of a failed science experiment. She is technically a hybrid, and is part octopus. She has the ability to regenerate limbs.
 * Tres has "given birth" to a talking turd that she named Chris Pratt. He was thrown out the window by Cuatro.