Ortauc

"'CABBAGE!' - Ortauc to his father."

== Ortauc is the dimwitted son of Cuatro and Tres. He has an IQ of 43, and is legally declared a vegetable. This is in part due to fact that his mother inhaled methane and drank Clorox when she was pregnant. Ortauc yells out random words like cabbage or collapses when he's bored. He likes talking to his Aunt Una and Uncle Dos, who accepted him when he played with knives and ate Pringles. ==

Trivia


 * Ortauc is Cuatro spelled backwards.
 * Ortauc is part octopus, like his mother.
 * Ortauc shockingly has a lower IQ than Tres.